Main Entry: id·i·ot·i·ca
Pronunciation: i-Dē-ä-ti-kə
Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction
1 : literary or artistic works characterized by idiocy
2 : literary items showing complete lack of thought or
common sense : FOOLISH

FAQ

I think the site is getting big enough to warrant its own FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions.) The purpose of this is to answer the most common questions you may have while enjoying my site, without me having to respond to both of you individually whenever you have the same question.

Q. What is this?

This is the web site of author Arne Hemingway. It contains my book excerpts, short-stories, and writing exercises in a variety of writing styles.

Q. Do you care at all?

A. No.

Q. Do you provide tech support?

A. No.

Q. Your site offends/outrages/saddens me.

A. Good.

Q. Do you consider wedding proposals? Are you in favour of bigamy?

A. Yes and yes.